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#1 Onikhaosifix

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 05:09 AM

http://www.gleemagaz..._1941672/cid_37

It’s one of the biggest misconceptions in dating, and it’s time to get it out in the open for good. The so-called “cool” men and women out there aren’t half as good in the sack as their “nerdier” counterparts. Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch. These guys and gals have taken the time to do their homework, and they’ve mastered the geography, chemistry and mathematical formulas of how to make your body scream. Ready to smarten up and become the ultimate seducer? Then put away those shades and pick up a pocket protector because your about to get lesson 101 in love.
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#2 Methulah

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 07:39 AM

Hell yes! I always knew that it must have been more than animal magnitism and my hair. Wait...

No seriously though, this article may have just a little more truth than we might credit it with.
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#3 Ed Mack

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:36 AM

I think you'll find better reasons if you look up the INTP personality type (which many hacker types fall into).

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 10:21 AM

"The INTP is likely to be very shy when it comes to meeting new people."

Amen. Guess I'm a good lover then...

#5 Ed Mack

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 01:46 PM

http://www.personali...m/INTP_rel.html

"The INTP is very creative person, who has vivid imaginations. They can be very excitable and passionate about their love relationships. Sometimes, they have a problem reconciling the exciting visions of their internal worlds with the actuality of their external circumstances."

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Posted 14 April 2006 - 08:26 PM

INTP - International Nerds Training Program

Formatting nerds in bed one byte at a time.
http://www.nutty.ca - Being a nut has its advantages.

#7 monjardin

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Posted 15 April 2006 - 04:59 AM

Very nice! :worthy: You are the uber-nerd! :wub:
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#8 Josh1billion

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Posted 16 April 2006 - 04:44 AM

I've seen that before. We all know it's not true: I don't think Bill Gates, John Carmack, etc. are more likely to satisfy a woman than, say, Mr. T.

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Posted 17 April 2006 - 01:34 AM

I'm sure Bill Gates has enough money to satisfy almost any woman.:P

Anyway, John Carmack wouldn't do too badly, christ, after the Quake 3 engine, he can have my babies. Mr. T, seriously, I pitys da fool that sleeps with him.

Anyway, it's a pretty funny article. I don't half mind it at all.
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#10 haxorphreak

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Posted 22 April 2006 - 07:38 PM

Josh1billion said:

I've seen that before. We all know it's not true: I don't think Bill Gates, John Carmack, etc. are more likely to satisfy a woman than, say, Mr. T.
That's because Mr. T would most likely kill the woman he's trying to satisfy.

I'm not surprised that us nerds are more likely to make better lovers. The hard part is actually getting from point A to point G (:yes:) Once that's accomplished it's smooth sailing(or whatever it is that you plan on doing).
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